Saturday, 3 May 2008
Not sure this needs a snappy title to get you to read it
Why am I on a mega blog fest session tonight since i haven't posted for ages?
Because I've realised that without people prodding me and provoking me, without the inspiration and companionship of others on the journey I simply and most poetically...disappear up my own arse!
Hope that even in the tiniest way this stuff might just help protect you from the loneliness, boredom and sometimes slimy nastiness of your own analogous rectum.
If my mother ever reads this she'll kill me. Hey, God made bottoms mum